Which Horror Movie Character Are You?
October 25, 2017 | Dan Trefethen
“What was that noise?”
“I don’t know. Should we check it out?”
Horror Movie Rule Number 1: All noises must be investigated.
“Gosh, it’s really dark out.”
“Yeah. Should we go for a walk?”
Horror Movie Rule Number 2: When a late night walk is proposed, it must be accepted.
“Mike is missing. What do we do?”
“We have to split up and find him.”
Horror Movie Rule Number 3: When someone is missing, always split up into small numbers.
I could continue with rule upon rule, or create a sort of Mad Libs horror movie tropes that nearly every adult who has seen a movie would be able to nail.
But! I don’t want to keep you from learning one or two things about yourself. If you were to walk into a horror movie scene – which character would you be? There’s no escape, you fall into one stereotype or another in scary movies, that’s the way the world works. I didn’t make the rules.
So, in celebration of Halloween 2017, we’re challenging you to find out! What kind of Horror Movie Character Are You? Take our assessment below, if you dare.